RiffRaffRoff Archive
About ME!
So you want to know about me, huh? Well, you said it and not me.
I'm RiffRaffRoff, a good-for-nothing "sheep-shagging zoo-pilled bastard" who likes drawing animals, particularly goats, being all musky and doing butt stuff and whatnot. I've been attracted to goats since probably late 2019, but I've been in the furry fandom a good bit longer than that. As of 2025, I've started to take doing this seriously enough to make a FurAffinity account and upload my smutty art.
Why goats? Surely there are hotter (and for some reason more socially acceptable) species to be attracted to. Yes, there may be. But, I find a particular beauty in them, one that I believe is underappreciated: They're social, stubborn, uncaring, and very, very cuddly. Well, for me they're mostly just plain physically attractive. Am I cooked? Nah. I'm not hurting anyone, and I find my proclivities to be a compliment to my life. No mental anguish, self-loathing, or panic attacks here. It helps accepting who you are and staying off of platforms that make you defensively form your identity. If what I'm sexually into is such an issue, I think that's indicative of the ignorant outlook one has on life. There are bigger fish to fry.
Across the rest of the internet, I don't really exist. It's hard to resist talking about my sexual interests, but somehow I manage (Or do I?).
Neocities is where the majority of my HTML and CSS skills come from. I've made some other people's sites and practiced tinkering with HTML here and there. It's really quite simple.
Call me what you will, and I'll probably agree. But if you like my art, and what I do, please feel free to tell me by sending me a note on FurAffinity!
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